Tea Party Terrorist arrested for masturbating in front of children.
Lafreniere Park, New Orleans has a large play area for children.
Storm claims that he was not masturbating but urinating in a bottle on his lunch break. Two witnesses say they saw him masturbating.
According to The Advocate, two women saw Storms masturbating in his van, while watching children, and notified a parks employee who proceeded to call police.
The Tea Party Terrorist has been a stalker of Southern Decadence for years. As reported by The Advocate, Storms has orchestrated counter-events for Southern Decadence in the past, and in 2004, filed a lawsuit against gay rights group Action Wisconsin for defamation, but the suit was thrown out of court. He has also been an advocate for cleaning up the French Quarter, and has gone as far as filming sexual acts that took place during Southern Decadence, and screening his videos to lawmakers as a way to coerce them to stop allowing the annual festival from taking place.
Storms was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center due to jail overcrowding.






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