Wow – a penis. Stop the presses and show me the real scandal.
The right wing of America is once again getting their white sheets all in a twist because supposedly Rep. Antony Weiner tweeted a picture of an erect penis hidden by underwear. The story is false and stinks of a Breitbart setup but of course the major news stations are all over it, like a fly to a shit. Even though Yfrog accounts can be hacked easily.
A picture of an erect penis has got the right all in a twist. A penis. Covered in cloth.
Wow, how scary. How terrifying, it is almost as terrifying as the scary nipple thing that Janet Jackson revealed.
It requires a massive investigation taking up days and days of press coverage.
It requires all the talking heads to go after Rep. Weiner instead of a lunatic judge whose wife is married to a teabagger partisan hack.
The crate-loads of real cash lost in the fields of Iraq could not be investigated, never mind the over trillion dollars lost in blood and revenue.
War crimes could not be investigated.
The Republican agenda for 2010 – so obvious to all but the Press, could not be investigated.
The links of top Republican God botherers to the anti-gay murderers of Uganda could not be investigated.
The scandal of poverty and homelesness in America could not be investigated. Fuck sake, the only Presidential candidate who spoke about the poor and homelesness proved himself to be a dick and now faces prosecution for being a dick. He’s a goner but why did his message have to go?
A penis. Wow. Stop the effin press
Breitbart is a right-wing hack. His 15 minutes of fame vanished with Bible Spice, the Grifter from Alaska. He has no credibility. Stop giving him more importance than a cat stuck up a tree. The cat deserves better press coverage.